Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My cat gives me a boner
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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