dude i'm inner monologue high
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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