Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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