Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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