im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
NoShamevember. You game?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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