She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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