i can't believe i had my finger in that
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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