Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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