if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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