Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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