Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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