id be glad to
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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