BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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