I hate your face
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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