One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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