All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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