Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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