Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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