I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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