ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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