The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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