Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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