I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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