Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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