I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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