well I can't set my house on fire every night
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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