I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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