How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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