Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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