One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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