yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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