I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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