Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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