i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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