escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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