Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Who died my cat blue again?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
