Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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