I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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