Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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