Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
