So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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