have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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