What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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