There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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