I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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