Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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