She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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