Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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