Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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