but the lizard people decide everything anyway
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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