Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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