quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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