if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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